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"Woman: "Yes, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee."Judge: "Is your husband a nagger? The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit and offensive terms.
"Woman: "No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one cuz we don't have a car."Judge: "Please, is there any infidelity in your marriage? The damn fool says he can't communicate with me." A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle four times on the way home !
From the Hamilton Spectator Daily News comes this story of a Burlington, Ontario couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have it break down in the parking lot.When she looked across the hood, she found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. " I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, Ill be looking for the remote, but I wont remember that its on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first Ill water the flowers.